Why Is It That........?

WHY IS IT THAT..........

• when I need to get somewhere fast I hit every red light, but when I actually want a red light so that I can finish my make up in the car, I get every green light?
• people make left hand turns from the right hand lane?
• the kids come see ME in the middle of the night, but will go see daddy for things during the day? (one of these nights I am going to switch sides with Daddy and trick the little boogers)
  
• I always seem to choose the wrong line in the grocery store?
• we hardly get night time thunderstorms in the summer? That's the best time for them.
• since I have started nursing school and been in the hospital around tons of germs, I haven't been sick hardly at all? I've felt colds coming on but they never really blossomed into anything.
• one little test score can bring my spirits down? (And one score can bring them up?)
• when I go to bed early, without a doubt, one child will wake up in the middle of the night and need my assistance. Seriously, every time. It's like clockwork.
• I have the best husband in the entire world? And the best kids?
• I couldn't grow just 2 inches more before I stopped growing in 3rd grade? (Ok, so maybe it wasn't exactly 3rd grade, but I'm sure I stopped growing before high school)